Let’s admit it, we are all voyeurs. We love being clued in on other people’s lives, meals and problems but sometimes, people take it too far.
Social Media is a curious Tom’s delight and Facebook is the Holy Grail! Even though we love knowing what is happening in the lives of those we haven’t spoken to for over a decade, there are somethings noone wants to know or watch you do. Here are the 7 Most Annoying Things People Do On Facebook:
1. Stop Inspiring Me, I Want To Continue Living My Absolutely Awesome, Uninspired Life
Inspirational quotes, messages, photographs are annoying! There’s a reason we outgrew Moral Science classes. Quotes like “When there is no struggle, there is no strength” only makes people want to dream of strangling you while you struggle with your infinite strength.
1. Stop Inspiring Me, I Want To Continue Living My Absolutely Awesome, Uninspired Life
Inspirational quotes, messages, photographs are annoying! There’s a reason we outgrew Moral Science classes. Quotes like “When there is no struggle, there is no strength” only makes people want to dream of strangling you while you struggle with your infinite strength.
2. Stop Inviting Me To Your Dumbass Facebook Game Before I Sh#t All Over Your Farm
If Mafia Wars was a real scenario, trust us when we tell you, we’d be on the opposing side shooting big a** bullets in to your game invite sending face! If Farmville were real, we’d be making a meal out of your precious pets!
If Mafia Wars was a real scenario, trust us when we tell you, we’d be on the opposing side shooting big a** bullets in to your game invite sending face! If Farmville were real, we’d be making a meal out of your precious pets!
3. Oh The Love! Excuse Me While I Go Roll My Eyes And Sigh Audibly
Okay so you’ve found love but can you not vomit that affection all over our facebook timeline? Hubby, Wifey, Baby, Lovely, Pinky, Jaanu updates are so nineties, probably that’s where you should be too.
4. Oh Oh Can You Try Being A Little More Vague
There’s a special place in hell reserved for those who put up updates like “sad”, “happy”, “excited”, “My life…Oh my life”,“Omg…I can’t believe that actually happened”…We can’t believe we haven’t smacked in you in the face yet!
5. Did You Write Those Lyrics? No? Then Shut That Face!
We all love a great song, we’d love listening to your favourite too but those random ass lyrics you just posted…that’s just dumb. Did you just think of typing, “We don’t need no education?”, we think you do!
6. Did You Really Think That Chain Letter/Urban Legend Was True?
You actually thought that reposting a status update would secure your account from Facebook’s privacy policy or that tagging twenty friends in an update would give some destitute child a return ticket to Hawaii? Maybe you need to be unfriended afterall!
7. Mundane Mundane…So Mundane That I’m Already Tired Of Typing This
Updates like “Ate a banana”, “Kissed my dog’s left nut”, “Ran today”, “The sun is shining” make people hate you. Talking about the monumental shit you took this morning doesn’t make you special; it just makes you look like a turd!
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